September 26, 2017
As the city burns, guilt sets in. Tormented with the thought of all these innocent people dying, the party decides to warn everyone that they should flee the flames that were100% totally definitly started by the Daemons. To illustrate their point and the urgency at which everyone must flee they light more fires whilst casting illusions that make the city appear to be under attack...
The heroes rush to warn the leaders of the capital that they need to rally the people and flee the city, they are halted by guards at checkpoints. Bluffing or flat out bullying their way through they arrive at the central keep but no one is taking them seriously.
A hulking red figure covered in spikes and talons appears as they explain the imminent threat, saliva dripping from an impossibly wide maw filled with razorsharp teeth. Portland warns everyone that this fould Daemon is called a Hezrou and that magic will be weak against it. They watch in horror as it shoves 2 guardsmen into its mouth and crunching them down like Torg eats potato chips... Making uncomfortable eye contact with everyone as it licks its putrid lips.
September 19, 2017
Surrounded by the rapidly cooling bodies of the murdered men and their waifus, the party tried to play it off cool. Deciding to visit the the Daemon King again and see if they can't work out an alternative solution to this whole messy business.
After convincing the Daemon King they can 'totes Dalaran this whole thing' the party agreed to organise a meeting between the Daemons and the Mortals living in the capital. When they reemerged from the sewer however they got caught in some nasty business with the guards.
Doing what they do best, the party tried to bumble their way through negotiations before eventually deciding to kill the guards. After their questionable ethics result in the deaths of a dozen or so good honest guards and the near death experience of Yimm, the party decides it's time to flee as the city goes up in flames.
September 13, 2017
Climbing out of the stanky ass sewer smelling like complete ass, the party finds themselves in the market square of the Capital. The crowd is shocked and disgusted as the heroes clamber out of the manhole in the road, forgetting where they areand the proximity to others, the party casually begins discussing the potential murder of everyone in the city within earshot of many vendors and their customers.
To distract from their mistake Yimm shoots a firework into the air, causing mass hysteria and further solidifying she is apart of the Daemon host come to destroy the Capital. Quick thinking by Proffesor Portland sneaks the party inside a very illustous establishment known as 'Releasing Yourself'. Further reckless behaviour by Yimm see's the building go up in flames not long after they booked a room as well she succsesfully angered another mob of citizens with her Daemonic powers.
Realising their is no way out of this, the party attempts to sneak back into the sewers hopwever Torg & Yimm are spotted. The party is 'forced' to butcher 15 or so wealthy, cultured gentleman and their bodypillows as the mob seeks justice against the Daemon Warlock who is ruining their way of life.
September 7, 2017
After Keggy's near death experience, his powers abandoned him. Now he walks the path of the Warrior, hefitng his massive fucking hammer onto his shoulder he leads the party onwards to the capital city of Aves.
When they finally arrive they see that parts of Aves are burning, thick smoke plumes from many rooftops and the city is in a general state of chaos. The guards are very untrusting of Yimm, claiming that she is a Daemon who is apart of the recent attacks on the city. After questionable persuasion and use of dark magic, she is finally allowed in. The scene before the party is madness, their is a heavy curse upon Aves as now all the men of various races are unable to get erections unless a Daemon gives it to them.
This has lead to panic, fear of being 'bred out' by the Infernal attacks as well as the brothel business nearly shutting down completely. The party heads down underground into the complex sewer system to investigate since thats where it is claimed the Daemons came from. But down in that darkness they are confronted with something they never saw coming...
Where did all the boners go? Are the Daemons really behind it? What class will Keggy be next episode?
August 16, 2017
Realising that the heroes have overstayed their welcome, they head off continuing their trip towards the capital. After a few hours travel, a small disturbance makes itself known in the bushes near the road. Naturally the party goes to investigate. What they find is a small, scared, juveline Displacer Beast, lost and alone in the forest. Seeing it as a sign, Keggy snatches up the Displacer Kitten after a breif scrap to try and make beer out of it, against the advice of his spiritual mentor Kegyatta.
Understandably the kitten didn't want to be made into beer, and before long when the party rests an angry mother comes looking for its child, realising they have perhaps bitten off more they can chew the party argues with keggy that he should return the kitten to it's mother. Stubbornly Keggy refuses to give up the kitten, it's already cost him his place in the brotherhood will it cost him his life?
August 9, 2017
Learning of the town's sinister plan to appease their overlord with the sacrifice of adventurers, the Brutal Fluffy Chuggers plan how best to tackle the sticky situation they find themselves in. Realising they need allies they head back into town eager to recruit an army from the remaining competitors found in the town, but in classic brutal fashion decide not to tell them what they are even doing.
The heroes decide to host a concert and a moshpit in the cave under the guise of a final chalice returning ceremony, but things get carried away as they always do and they forget why they are even here. After a long time of rocking out they hear a roar and a screech, when they go to check what has happened they find the town in flames, much of it already reduced to ash.
Can the Brutal Fluffy Chuggers save the day again? Or has their questionable morals brought an end to this town and everyone in it?
August 2, 2017
Emerging victorious from the trials and challenges of the tournament, the heroes reluctant hand over the chalice. The Gnomes warning still echoing inside their heads. Cautiously they continue along what looks to be a dark and terrible path.
The games give way to festival as the town rejoices, everyone is found to be feasting and drinking until their hearts content. Amidst the chaos of celebration Keggy seeks the advice of his new family, the Brewamster clan. Kegyatta warns him of a beast that comes, Keggy's future isn't certain as an abomination stands in the way.
What could this mean for the Brutal Fluffy Chuggers? Keggy the robot Keg feels a very human chill as he watches his friends enjoy the festivities. And what awaits them back in the cave when they return the chalice to its rightful owner.
July 26, 2017
As the Brutal Fluffy Chuggers win their match they kick back to watch the competition, trying to size up their next opponents. It would appear the games are rigged however, as the team of Drow named The Reapers are casting as many spells as they like without the judges calling it.
Eager to uncover the mystery as to how and why, the Brutal Fluffy Chuggers set off to investigate the Referee team whilst Keggy distracts everyone in the town with 'a free go on his spigot'.
Are the games rigged? Is it simply a bribe to let matchfixing slide, stacking the odds and ruining bets or is there are more nefarious play happening?
July 19, 2017
The tournament inches closer with the heroes taking shelter for the night in a shit and vomit filled pig pen. The awaken after a rough night to a crowd milling around the town square as the teams assembled. With very little ceremony an extremely hungover Boznan addresses the teams assembled. First round is the Half-Orcs that Torg upset the night prior in the arm wrestling competition... in a 3 on 3 bare knuckle boxing match.
How will the Brutal Fluffy Chuggers fare against such violent individuals? How will Keggy react to the mysterious wanderer who ahs been observing him? And most importantly what will Yimm light on fire next?
July 12, 2017
The adventure continues on the road towards the capital city of Aves. As night begins to fall the party becomes wary, deciding to press on to the next town instead of make camp in the woods. It's not too long until they spot a camp of goblins trying to ambush travelers on the road they travel. As is custom, the party quickly inflicts violence upon them and runs down the last few goblins who attempt to flee.
Continue their travels to the town they find themselves at the Inn, which is packed to the rafters with would be heroes and adventurers. It turns out everyone is gathered for a tournament that is happenin over the next few days, some quick thinking and clever wording from Yimm gets the heroes signed up under the team name 'The Brutal Fluffy Chuggers'.
A fight breaks out as tensions rise at the Inn, the guards storm in and begin arresting people... How will The Brutal Fluffy Chuggers avoid arrest and how will they fare at the tournament which starts in a few hours.